Anthology of the English-speaking World's Best Poems
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The Best Humorous Verse

An Anthology of some of the English-speaking World's Favourite Poetry

Basel Fasnacht - the annual carnival

The best funny poems written in the English language.

  • Allan Ahlberg - Please Mrs Butler
  • Adrian Henri - "Without You"
  • Adrian Mitchell - "Fifteen Million Plastic Bags"
  • Anon - "Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer"
  • Charles Causley - "Ballad of the Breadman"
  • GK Chesterton - "The Rolling English Road"
  • Hal Summers - "My Old Cat"
  • Helen Dunmore - Next Door
  • Hugo Williams - "Toilet"
  • JBS Haldane - "Cancer's a Funny Thing"
  • Jenny Joseph - "Warning"
  • John Cooper Clarke - "(I Married A) Monster From Outer Space"
  • Louis MacNeice - "Bagpipe Music"
  • Monty Python - "Horace"
  • Ogden Nash - "Common Cold"
  • Ogden Nash - "Lines On Facing Forty"
  • Ogden Nash - "More About People"
  • Ogden Nash - "To My Valentine"
  • Philip Larkin - "Annus Mirabilis"
  • Philip Larkin - "This Be The Verse"
  • Roger McGough - "Comeclose and Sleepnow"
  • Roger McGough - "Let Me Die A Youngman's Death"
  • Roger McGough - "Vinegar"
  • Roger McGough - "At lunchtime"
  • Shel Silverstein - "Bear In There"
  • Vernon Scannell - "Spot-check at Fifty"
  • Wendy Cope - "A Christmas Poem"
  • Wendy Cope - "Loss"
  • Wendy Cope - "Bloody Men"
  • WS Merwin - Seperation

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